Wednesday, September 1, 2010

june 16, 2010

mike- "mommy why aren't you helping to bring the groceries in?" me- "I shopped for them, bought them, loaded them, and will put them away before I cook for you. sound even?" mike- "okay mom. I get it. back out I go" :)

august 4, 2010

from my sister: "Jeez, now the gays get to marry? What's next, legal alcohol consumption? Oh wait, that was a stupid law that got overturned too. WooHoo for the Gays and Booze!"

august 14, 2010

our internet is down for whatever reason so mike says to me "the internet is having a mental breakdown mom." I had to laugh!

sweet

my husband just told me that i "could write my name on his foot like andy did in toy story" because i'm an owner. :)

F.Y.L.

we were delayed at the airport returning home from a recent trip to which i announced to no one in general. "FML." mike says, "yeah mom FYL. Fuck.Your.Life." omg.

football practice monday afternoon


we're at football practice and my four year old daughter's friend asks, "what can you do in the snow?" she responds with, "in the snow you can build a snowman that has a PENIS." yes the caps are because she shouted it. now i'd like to think my daughter was innovative in her thinking but the reality is that we actually did this last year. i love this family.

dinner time tonight

mike- i'm not sure i want kids.
me- why?
mike- i just don't know if i want to.
me- then don't have unprotected sex.

later...

me- mike, why did you breathe all up in that kids face this morning when i dropped you off?
mike- because that's what boys do to say good morning. weird stuff.
my thought- that sums it right up. thanks for the explanation.