dinner time tonight

mike- i'm not sure i want kids.

me- why?

mike- i just don't know if i want to.

me- then don't have unprotected sex.

later...

me- mike, why did you breathe all up in that kids face this morning when i dropped you off?

mike- because that's what boys do to say good morning. weird stuff.

my thought- that sums it right up. thanks for the explanation.